Swine Flu Is Pretty Bad. But It’s…

Swine flu is pretty bad. But it’s…

• better than Swan flu
• dryer than Swim flu
• tastier than Swill flu
• not quite as fun as Swing flu
• not over as quickly as Swift flu
• not as fun to keep as Swag flu
• just as absorbant as Swab flu
• not better at 3-point shots than Swish flu
• not as hard to read as Squint flu
• not as androgynous as Swinton flu

Thanks to Tim for the help.