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Banksy Revealed?

Banksy? Is that you?

Actual Conversation I Had Last Evening

Scene: Bunch of folks sitting around, “The Rake’s Song” by The Decemberists playing in the background. I profess my love for the song.
GIRL: I think it’s disturbing that you, as a father, love that song so much.
ME: I think it’s distubing you can’t tell good writing when you hear it.

Elvis Costello Doing “Radio Radio” On SNL

Here’s the Saturday Night Live performance which banned Elvis Costello from the show for twelve years, all because he changed his mind live from doing “Less Than Zero” to do “Zero Zero.”

Why The Hell Are We Talking About BioShock 3?

Why the hell are we talking about BioShock 3, when BioShock 2 hasn’t even been released yet? Why are people worried that the third installment may or may not be in Rapture when we haven’t even had the chance to revisit the place a second time? Christ. Also, seeing that  multiplayer BioShock 2 won’t impede on the single-player [...]

Happy Ice Skating Nazis

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Real Wolverine Claws Video - Um, Worried?

I can’t be the only one who has the feeling this video will be pulled from YouTube once reports of a mall murder rampage by a man with retractable wrist claws begin airing on CNN.

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I Won Zombie Wranglers

I won a free code for Zombie Wranglers on XBLA. Nice.

Where The Wild Things Are Kubricks

So many things I want, so little cashflow. But at least I have until October to save up for these Kubrick figures from the upcoming Where The Wild Things Are movie, awesomely directed by Spike Jonze and equally awesomely written by Dave Eggers.

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I Want You To Know by Dinosaur Jr.

Seeing as my musical culture developped in the 90’s, I feel inclined to post “I Want You To Know“, the brand new tune by the recently reformed Dinosaur Jr. J. Mascis never looked so pale yet sounds just as awesome.

The Dickens URL

The Dickens URL for cookingzombies.com would be http://dickensurl.com/7871/The_civility_which_money_will_purchase_is_rarely_extended_to_those_who_have_none

“The Young Ones Slept” by The Great Bloomers

One of my favourite native Canuck bands is The Great Bloomers. And it is wonderful that they are following up on their wonderful 2007 EP with their first full-length entitled Speak Of Trouble, upon which the driving “The Young Ones Slept” can be found.

Swine Flu Is Pretty Bad. But It’s…

Swine flu is pretty bad. But it’s…

better than Swan flu
dryer than Swim flu
tastier than Swill flu
not quite as fun as Swing flu
not over as quickly as Swift flu
not as fun to keep as Swag flu
just as absorbant as Swab flu
not better at 3-point shots than Swish flu
not as hard to read as Squint flu
not as [...]

“Sacred Trickster” by Sonic Youth.

Hot diggity new Sonic Youth named “Sacred Trickster” from their new album coming out in June. Is it me, or does it feel just perfectly refreshing? Remind me to tell you about the time Thruston Moore shook my hand and told me it was soft.

The Star Wars Universe Isn’t Not Gay

The Star Wars universe isn’t not gay. Hell no. We can talk about the gays here. Not just the straights.

The Star Wars Universe Isn’t Gay

The Star Wars universe isn’t gay. Hell no. No gays here. Just the straights.

Bacon Flavoured Vodka

From the website:
Bakon Vodka is a superior quality potato vodka with a savory bacon flavor. It’s clean, crisp, and delicious.
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I believe there is an exact correlation between the outbreak of swine flu and Twitter’s surge in popularity.

I believe there is an exact correlation between the outbreak of swine flu and Twitter’s surge in popularity.

“False Alarm” by The Wooden Birds

Here’s a lovely song entitled “False Alarm” by The Wooden Birds, set in this afternoon to help you relax with its acoustic smoothness and soft harmonies.

Swine Flew T-Shirt

My wardrobe asked me for this T-shirt.

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Team Fortress 2: The RPG

Team Fortress 2: The RPG.