Swine flu is pretty bad. But it’s…

better than Swan flu
dryer than Swim flu
tastier than Swill flu
not quite as fun as Swing flu
not over as quickly as Swift flu
not as fun to keep as Swag flu
just as absorbant as Swab flu
not better at 3-point shots than Swish flu
not as hard to read as Squint flu
not as [...]